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IMPORTANT NOTICE:
THIS IS NOT A BULK MAILING OR SPAM-SENDING EMAIL SITE. THIS SERVICE IS OFFERED BY AN ANONYMOUS, PROFESSIONAL PRIVATE BUSINESS
WELCOME!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WANTED
TO SEND AN EMAIL TO SOMEONE YOU WANT TO VENT ANGER AT? TELL OFF?
RANT AND RAVE TO? EXPRESS
DISLIKE OF, OR DISAPPOINTMENT IN?
OR MAYBE CONFESS YOUR SECRET ADMIRATION OR LOVE FOR...
PERHAPS THERE'S A CO-WORKER THAT ANNOYS YOU OR WEARS TOO MUCH PERFUME OR HAS BAD BREATH OR BODY ODOR. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO
PROFESSIONALLY VENT TO YOUR BOSS...
BUT DON'T WANT THE RECEIVER TO KNOW WHO SENT IT?
YOU VENT IT! IS A PUBLISHED WRITER WITH
CONCISE, DESCRIPTIVE ABILITY WHO WILL FINE-TUNE YOUR EMAIL TO CONVEY YOUR EXACT SENTIMENT IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER.
I WILL DO THIS SERVICE FOR YOU FOR THE VERY REASONABLE SUM OF $3.00 PER EMAIL! COMPOSE THE EMAIL YOURSELF, OR, IF
YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH, I WILL WRITE IT FOR YOU.
I HAVE TWO RULES THAT I INSIST MUST BE STRICTLY
FOLLOWED:
(1) NO PROFANITY OR VULGARITY IS ALLOWED IN ANY
EMAIL! THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL SITE, RUN BY A PROFESSIONAL PERSON. NOTHING CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED
WITH CRUDE, INDECENT LANGUAGE.
(2) CASH PAYMENT ONLY! THREE,
ONE-DOLLAR BILLS ($3.00) ARE EASY TO SEND IN THE MAIL TO MY SECURE POST OFFICE BOX.
THIS WAY I REMAIN ANONYMOUS, YOU REMAIN ANONYMOUS!
THERE MAY BE OTHER COMPANIES THAT OFFER SIMILAR SERVICES, BUT YOU WILL
PAY MORE AND HAVE TO AGREE TO MANY TERMS AND CONDITIONS, MANY HIDDEN WITHIN A LONG, COMPLICATED DISCLAIMER. MY SERVICE
IS EASY, SAFE, FAST AND INEXPENSIVE. I AM HONEST AND I WILL DO EXACTLY AS I SAY I WILL DO.
I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU.
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